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When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.
"honey, you didn't flush your jimmy dean again!"
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Verb: when an individual blatantly steals from the person. You sit while you get stolen right out of your hands!
The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink
(Also an interjection)
ex. 1: Josh was eating a pack of Golden Oreos when Fitho jimmy janked the last one!
ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)
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When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.
Tom: "Hey bro I got some Jimmy Early today!"
Brad: "Bro I know, I was the one who did it for you!"
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To "man up", to become brave. To stand strong against some form of adversity.
A saying coined by Latoysha, in Woodtown, a hood in Oak Cliff, TX
"You better tell him to Jimmy Up and bust that dude in the mouth!"
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A smart peace of shit that has idiotic friends
Jimmy neutron
Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black
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when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)
jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.
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When someone comes over and acts all big, wanting a fight, you jimmy jang them to hell. A fun alternative to saying you’re gonna fuck someone up.
“Hey Chloe! That guy over there looks like he’s gonna start a fight with you.”
“It’s okay Hana, I’ll go Jimmy Jang him. That’ll show him who is the boss around here.”
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