Yeah, I did.
Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!
Phrase used when an unbelievable, absolute bullshit story is posted online, usually pushing a racial/political message.
"Omg I'm so humbled right now. A young lady just walked up to the counter and ordered two Big Macs, and the cashier laughed and said, "Are you sure you can eat all that? Hahaha." My two-week-old child then walked to the counter, stood up, and proceeded to tell the cashier that what he said was exist and he is the reason that Donald Trump is tearing America apart. Then the whole restaurant stood up and clapped."
"Well that just happened."
An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.
Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
A typically sarcastic response to someone who has made a bold claim, but has no proof to back it up.
*playing among us*
blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me
A phrase yelled by a man who has strapped himself to a rocking chair wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a shoe lace tied tightly around his dick and balls. While rocking back and forth he yells "look at me im a cowboy just like my daddy"
As Dan rides his rocking chair he yells "im a cowboy, just like my daddy"
Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.
- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.
It’s Adrein in a nutshell ( Adrein from Miraculous Ladybug)
Person 1: I swear Mr. She’s just a friend will drive me insane
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Adrein Agrest
Person 2: Oh