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A kiss that tastes like the best pizza you’ve ever had.
Lia: sending Napulitan kisses
Me: what’s the difference between that and a normal kiss?
Lia: it feels like how good pizza tastes
When a guy rubs the head of his dick up and down on a vagina before he penetrates.
I’m gonna give hammer kisses to that vag to get you wet babe.
Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.
the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020
John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".
One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)
Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust
12. Odd Look
Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!
When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.
John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses
When a guy gives head to a girl, after a long hot day, and gets all the sweaty/piss juice in his mouth. And the girl gives the guy head, and gets cum in her mouth.
Now they kiss with the sweaty piss/cum in their mouths making lemonade kisses.
Dude, I was terin it up last night, but she made me give her lemonade kisses first.
When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.
Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed