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Something that was cool in the first wave of coronavirus but is now just shit
Dave: do you wanna try my banana bread?
Gary: no Dave It's lockdown, and anyway, that's so last wave
A Nickelodeon cartoon in which two eskimos, a crazy blind girl, and a cryogenically preserved kid with cancer who rides on his flying yak-beaver hybrid must stop an evil force that has the tyrannical goal of insuring global order and peace.
Avatar the last airbender? More like avatar the last good Nickelodeon show.
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When a tweaker has been on such a long binge that they have no concept of time and believe they're previous actions happened only an hour or day ago when it was actually a week ago.
No way man, that wasn't yesterday when that happened, it was last tweak.
a post-nuclear war story by ishipjawnlock on wattpad and ao3
it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!
I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
A sex move for couples who are really kinky, A person performing oral will have the other persons legs wrapped round their neck so they can’t get out and the aim is for the person to bring the other partner to climax while the legs are getting tighter round their neck or they end up in hospital from loss of oxygen
Person: Where am I
Person 2: you’re in hospital we were doing the last supper but you failed