A long dark beefy coloured shit. Upon standing from its birthing, the smell immediately shoot’s up the nose and into the sinuses.
The highlight of Johnnie’s hangover was the birthing of a great bisto log.
a meaning when you kill a dahoodian and they say bet dont log as in dont leave the came they gon spin back cuh spin back means kill you btw ;-;
fatnigga6000:*stomps bigmacnigga456*
bigmacnigga456: ai bet dont log
fatnigga6000: ill be waiting lil nigga spin
The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume
Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me
It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."
A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
the act of propping a large log across a smaller log, thus forming a sort-of teeter-totter. To log buck, one must stand on one person stands at each end of the large log. One or the other jumps, thus throwing the other off.
Log bucking can be a lot of fun if done correctly.