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Male Tears

Initially, a slang for the produce of male reproductive system, which is semen. This, however, has occasionally been accompanied with a controversy where apparently female internet users (mostly of Twitter and Tumblr), who had no prior knowledge of the collocation's meaning were baited into bying merchandise designed by (allegedly 4chan) trolls, displaying the said words, followed by sudden and unpleasant discovery of the definition of them. A mass hysteria was caused, following by some heavily moderated popular websites posting their own definition of the phrase in question, which is literal and often claimed as original. This has gone as far as some of the victims trying to copypaste the latter to The Urban Dictionary to try and override the existing descriptions.

- Lol I have this groupmate Olga, you know what she posted yesterday on Twitter?
- I don't have an acc there. What was it anyway.
- She flexed a "male tears" mug
- No way
- I know right? Shall we tell her?
- Lmao I'll pretty sure she'll figure out herself soon enough

by funde kudasai February 5, 2022

27πŸ‘ 226πŸ‘Ž


Male Birth Control

Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive

Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.

Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft

by SuperWelcomeMatt April 10, 2013

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shrigma Male

A group of people who think they are superior to other people but are actually just Beta Cucks

Friend 1: Bro I am a Shrigma Male
Friend 2: Bro you’re actually a faggot

by Alpha Chad Omega July 19, 2021

11πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.

Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.

by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022


male soul milk

the creamy substance dispensed by the penis that is the literal "essence" of the male ie: ejaculate / spermatozoa
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !

john couldn't find a milk maid to help in removal of his male soul milk !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !

by michael foolsley December 21, 2018


gay straight male

A homesexual male who lives, works, and thinks he's passing as a straight man. Not to be confused with Metrosexuals who are straight men. These gay men have no queer cultural connection other than having sex with men. They can be bi or even married.

Eugene is a total gay straight male. He and his boyfriend watch football, drink beer, dress like slobs, and have no idea about the big queer world.

by jaysondotcom@hotmail.com April 18, 2007

51πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Lambda Male

a term referring to a specific style of man that questions his friends stupid jokes

Man Alexander, you're such a lambda male

by SamDidIt December 19, 2021

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