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Breckenridge Middle School

Hideous children who think they are grown. That school holds the biggest hoes that masturbate in them dirty ass bathrooms. It fucking smells like fish and shit all the time, and they have rats!! The teachers also fuck their students there. Also filled with dug addicts (who smells like black & mild), and crackheads. Their sports teams are straight ASS! Everyone’s nudes are leaked. Plus the guys are all wannabe thugs that have the smallest dicks ever!!

Breckenridge middle school Holds students that came from a dirty ass gas station bathroom

by My HIGH HOPES November 20, 2019


woodlawn middle school

a school that’s full of kids that think they’re rich but are just wearing fake yeezys. the couples at this middle school are making out like 24/7 so watch out for them. the lunch is fucking disgusting and there’s one lunch lady that is fast at that so she’s okay. all the girls are either homo or vsco girls. no in between. they call woodlawn weedlawn cuz we high all the time

ew, you’re moving to woodlawn middle school? ugh.”

by Some Cool Weirdo October 20, 2019


middle stall bandit

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.

I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.

by Pierre Duegles March 6, 2018


berkshire middle school

A middle school that has mostly horrible teachers. Kids that smell like shit. That is run by a group called the Becky’s. There are Becky boys and Becky girls. The Becky boys are annoying and think their funny, but half the school wants to be them. Most of their only friends outside of group are some of the Becky girls, and the three coolest of the Becky boys have a lot of friends outside BMS like in high school. So they think there really cool, but there just assholes. The Becky girls are all competing and have a social high archery inside there own group. There is one number one, then two bellow that hate each other but still like the number one. One of the number twos acts like she’s number one but she’s just annoying. Everyone after is kind of even in popularity, but they all want to be number one. Then there’s a whole other group of Becky’s (want to be Becky’s) that are irrelevant basic bitches. Becky number one has friends out side of BMS so do Becky number 2s but other then that there all losers that fight with there own “friends” all the time. The rest of the school is basically split into three groups the ppl that hate the Becky’s except a couple nice ones that are popular for being nice and funny (like Becky number one), the people that wants to be them, and the kids that pick there nose and sit alone at lunch and have long crusty hair.

Person: “Do you like your Berkshire Middle School?”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”

by goblue April 18, 2019


10% Middle Manager

In middle management when you get a new manager who thinks that they know everything and that they have great ideas (generally from their last job) and they start a bunch of them and never finish any of them. 10 ideas all stalled at 10%. In their mind it is 100 % complete and they did a good job.

The new 10% Middle Manager is a nice guy but every thing he starts he never finishes. He thinks the job is 100% complete and that he did a good job. We just call him….. “10%”.

by Coop1964 May 6, 2022


Bowman Middle School

Bowman is ghetto af and old. People petty and fake everyone there is a hoe and teachers are annoying as hell and everyone there is ugly

Guy: Bowman Middle School is such a crusty middle school

by Iamastayoushouldstanstraykidst March 20, 2019


Thornburg Middle School

This trash ass school consists of bitchy teachers, gorilla ass bitches, and pussy ass dudes. Some of the girlies are cool but most of them are dumb ugly sluts . Some of the guys are lit but most of them are pussy and all of them have huge ass egos. There is no code in this school. People date who they want to even if they best friend dated them already. Moral of the story don’t trust nobody at this school.

Eugene: what’s the shittiest school you been to?

Greta: thornburg Middle school

by Dingylingypingy April 11, 2020