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A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.
She sucked me off so good, I had monkey foot going on.
A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.
A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.
All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.
Dropping a load (deuce) either in your hand or on the ground then flinging it at those around you. Best if flung at unsuspecting spectators. Also, a term used to describe a messy situation or a clusterfuck. Bonus cred for performing the act over merely using the term.
That meeting was the biggest monkey deuce I've ever seen.
John doesn't have an office at his job, he is a cube monkey
A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.