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When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.
Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb
Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".
He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices
Your significant others' hometown where they go to cheat and/or get used up after your breakup.
Friend: She went back to her rez in Moose Factory for the summer.
Me: I'm sorry to hear, bro. Friend: Why is that?
Me: People go back to Moose Factory to cheat without getting caught!
A place where people come to sleep around then cry to their ex after they get caught
She's from Moose Factory , bro. She'll be trying to bang your friend group within a week!
A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out
Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor
A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor