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Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter
:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks
The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.
Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.
Like completely sober. No substances in the body
“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"
He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*
A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay
Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick
When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.