When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick
I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim
Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.
something really really bad that the internet has banned
best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls
A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely