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It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...
' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '
TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*
the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.
person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.
A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.
your mum.
Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"
And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...
A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.
Your such a nob!
Your mum!
1.always says 2 minutes when its longer
Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''