Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)

"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"

bacon butter

Bacon grease that one uses to spread on bread to make sandwiches and/or to use to cook with.

Example: when making grilled cheese use bacon butter instead of dairy butter to spread on both sides of the bread before frying.

Stutter Butter

a term used acting as a product that doesn't cure but effeciently dissolves speech impairments for a flexible period of hours. this product is not real but primarily used in a form of sarcasm or methods/techniques of minimum to severe bullying. a high dosage of this is said to lead to stutteritus and sometimes overdose.

Richard Stutterman- damn i wrote a long grocery list last night.

· stutter butter
· stutter alfredo
· macoroni and double double-c cheese
· sunny Deep breathe
· a gallon of depression
· 12 pack of Dr. Pauseineverysentence
· and a please dont leave me Baby Ruth

butter dog

A mainly Japanese pursuit in which liberal amounts of butter (slightly warmes) are smeared on a bird's minge, and a dog (normally a Golden Retriever) is then brought in to lick it off.

Miss Yang took great pleasure in introducing the Tupperware Party to Butter Dog.

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butter face

everything on the girl is hottt but her face

i was drunk and i hooked up with a butter face.

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Butter Tits

1. adj. used to describe the shape and texture of ones tits. Almost always used to describe any fat girls cleavage.

2. The extreme sag of the titty area, as if it were made of butter.

"I heard Tessa has straight butter tits."
"Of course she does, she weighs about 403."
"Dammmmn"

"That hooker has the lumpiest butter tits I've ever seen, I could barely get head from her."

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