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Music that is listened to primarily by Middle Schoolers to the end of feeling "Hardcore."
This music often becomes an obsession; the listeners often delude themselves into thinking that only the musician understands them.
When the listener matures several years, they realize how foolish they were, and occasionally listen for purposes of nostalgia.
"Dude, what's this Three Day's Grace album doing on your shelf?"
"Oh, that's my kid brother's. He's really into Middle Metal now."
Well, I'm an axe grinder
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack
Well, now you're here, there's no way back
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.
That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.
A catch-all term for cleaner/lighter forms of metal music as opposed to heavy metal, Light metal generally consists of hard rock, alternative metal, melodic metalcore, melodic hardcore, and post-hardcore.
My cousin Jeremy likes listen to light metal
Crip metal is any genre of metal (usually thrash, black metal, or metalcore) with Crip members or lyrics about being a Crip and doing Crip activities like smoking weed and killing bloods, other crips, or other gangs.
Some Crip metal bands aren't actually part of the gang, but instead like the aesthetic of Crips or gang music.
Person 1: "I just started my new Crip Metal band, we scream about killing bloods and shit"
Person 2: "nice cuh"
Person 1: "Did you hear that black metal band band name?"
Person 2: "nah man that shits Crip Metal"
Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces
Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.
A genre of music that is rejected by metal elitists and is labeled "poser metal" or "mallcore". Even though a lot of the bands in this genre are terrible, a couple bands like static x or slipknot are decent.