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When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country
Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it
A sad town with one of the largest trailer parks and a lot of people compensating for something with their lifted trucks. The high school would be wonderful if there wasn't an over abundance of racist and small-minded students. As of late it also has a large population of crack heads living in the woods and begging on the streets. Overly populated too and the Walmart is so horrible that it has to put gates in to prevent theft.
I told you not to stop in North Fort Myers.
A way to tell your friend from Oakville that they aren't hard because they know some Scarborough slang.
Dumbass Friend: "Nyeah eh, what's up fam"
Cool Friend: "Alright, North York"
Doing a North Ferriby is the classic case of money being pumped into a football club then the money drying up.
Which results in the team having back to back relegations or being liquidated.
'Have you seen Salford being pumped full of money by class of 92'
'its okay give it a few years and they will be doing a North Ferriby'
A Michigan/Midwest term for girls who are a 10/10 in the country/"up north" but a solid 6 or 7 or so in the city. Often found in the company of trashy people or guys in camo.
MichiBro 1: Yo, something about Kaleigh is kinda cute.
MichiBro 2: Yeah man,she's not hot but she's up north hot.
The idiot component of north america (de-capped) — always been there. The people of the type to think they should rule & are above you, in their compulsion to shame & denigrate you, to the last of your self-respect. The quickest way achieving that feeling? The primal instinct of humans to think, "I'm smarter. I'm better. Follow me! Yeaahhh!!!".
Hence, the types to respond, "you're stupid!" to the suggestion something is stupid, in their weird mental gymnastics (look it up) to NEVER PROCESS ANY argument & go over & around it (I suppose we all do it) IN THE MOST ABSURD MANUEVERS. You see them playing the back & forth "you're stupid!" ping-pong in protests.
Only in their WEIRDER compulsion of saying over (like denisovan-types), by saying over things, you EVENTUALLY make it true. They say history is written by the winners? It works the opposite with them. By saying over history, you EVENTUALLY win. Before, it's only worked in their gullible population, in situ.
Everything in their heads is SO polarized. The types too wide-eyed look at you, lost in YOUR COLOR & have already stopped comprehending the human words you are uttering. Time to recognize them as british-types.
So weird.
Now they've pulled north america (actually, forget cana-duh, it'll always be like that, despite what it keeps telling itself) further in into their thinking with incessant messaging, propaganda & b.s. content.
north americans are gullible now.
Guy 1: You still want to immigrate to the US?
Guy 2: I have SERIOUS doubts, mate. It's briteeeeeeesh north america now. Actually forget cana-duh. These british-types, they ARE NOT AT ALL SMART OR INTELLIGENT. Not that that's the issue... Hard to say really, if they do it for global American backing or, knowing them, again, to feed their instant gratification ego. They are so odd, mate... At best, they have ways to fool themselves of the APPEARANCE & perception of being other than their dumb selves. Now, the new generation of north americans are just like them.
Another example:
Dude 1: You gonna screw that Melissa tonight?
Dude 2: She's dirty now, man, but you know she's always up for it!!!...
When a male puts his nose in the females butt hole and blows out as hard as he can.
" I gave my girlfriend the best north western snorkel last night"
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