dead texter

a person who is texting while walking and gets hit by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren't paying attention to their surroundings.

Bob became a dead texter when he walked into traffic and was hit by a garbage truck while texting.

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×-× (dead person)

Just like x_x its a dead person

×-× (dead person) haha!

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dead battery

When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.

I was having sex and got a dead battery. She immediately left without saying goodbye.

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Dead by Daylight

A game only played by toxic tunneling camping teabagging furry gay assholes. 1/10 do not play

Hey i play Dead by Daylight

Fuck off

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Dead Nazi

In reincarnation communities, someone who remembers a life in nazi Germany.

Things were tough for us dead nazis... we have a past life from hell.

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Dead Man

1. The wordVong/word
2. A person in the Lord of the Rings tabletop strategy game.

Dead Man's dead!

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Dead Sex

When you have any sex with a corpse, or someone dead.

Bryan found a dead girl in his room, and he proceeded to have dead sex with her!

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