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Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.
He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!
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words used to annoy the hell out of some one by rigorous repetition after the question "how did you like that" is asked
P1:how did you like that
P2:real good real good real good
"not as funny if i dont do it"
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A dark-skinned man of Jewish, Israeli descent, in (two) lifetimes revealed himself as god's son, performed many miracles, spurned the beginning of a religion based upon his teachings and those if his father, commonly called the "almighty" or God. Also, he was crucified for his crimes against the caesar of the time's laws and wishes, as well as undermining his authoritah. Real Jesus is commonly misconceived as Jesus Christ and HIS apostles, a whiter, more bearded and thorny-headwear inclined modern interpretation of a clearly Israeli-born man. Jesus Christ, however, was more widely accepted due in no small part to the common skin tone of his followers.
God:Wait, guys, uh....my son wasn't that white...
Vatican:WHATCHU SAAAAAY????
God:No seriously, he was Israeli.
Vatican:Nuh-uh. This guy with the thorn headband is Jesus.
God:Oh, lol, no that's Jesus Christ. I'm talking about my son, Real Jesus. Get it straight.
Vatican:*with fingers crossed* okaaay, we promise we'll change it....
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A movie that is just like any ordinary movie except in the sex scenes they don't pretend they really have sex.
John got the lead role in a real grinder.
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Real Madrid was found on the floor overdosed on Coca reminiscing about Ronaldo
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Real man is a fictional character made by a fellow named "protractor" , its appearence is like the body from AMONG US but instead of a glass seal , a face , and its color is pink
"look at the real man!"
"he's so real"
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