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10:00 pm-1:00 am this is when niggas are so horny that they’ll do anything for even a quick hand job
jake: bro why would you ever fuck lexi?
me: it was horny nigga hours i don’t care what i was fuckin
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Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee
"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!
"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear
"Man"- Same Babe
"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!
"Man"- Yeeee haaa
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One you're fucking someone you don't know.
<while in the act of having sex one asks> "Who...who is this?" <thus, the Horny Owl>
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Huh?
Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah
I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.
When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
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Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing
This is when high schoolers gain an insane amount of hormones and attraction to the opposite gender in the early months of the school year. This is most likely due to the lack of them during their summer recess.
Damn, my friend has horny fall syndrome, he can't stop going after girls.
something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”
jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket