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10:00 pm-1:00 am this is when niggas are so horny that they’ll do anything for even a quick hand job
jake: bro why would you ever fuck lexi?
me: it was horny nigga hours i don’t care what i was fuckin
Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee
"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!
"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear
"Man"- Same Babe
"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!
"Man"- Yeeee haaa
One you're fucking someone you don't know.
<while in the act of having sex one asks> "Who...who is this?" <thus, the Horny Owl>
When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
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Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing
Huh?
Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah
I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.
the three main characters from the adventure zone balance arc. it is made up of magnus burnsides: the human fighter, taako (pronounced like taco): the wizard elf, and merle highchurch: the dwarven cleric.
the tres horny bois tricked garfield the deals warlock into giving them the flaming poisoning raging sword of doom.
This is when high schoolers gain an insane amount of hormones and attraction to the opposite gender in the early months of the school year. This is most likely due to the lack of them during their summer recess.
Damn, my friend has horny fall syndrome, he can't stop going after girls.