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A gelatinous product used to temporarily numb the throat of a female, thus inhibiting the gag reflex...and providing for a better evening. When used as directed, this product has also been known to reduce inhibitions and morals, as well as create an acute reduction in clear thought.
Whore-a-gel...the best oral I ever got!
I was skeemin on this bitch for a hot beej, and she just wasn't feelin it. I whipped out the whore-a-gel and rubbed it on her glass when she wasn't lookin, and before I knew it, I was balls deep in tonsil.
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UCAS is a university processing system in the United Kingdom. Part of an application consists of a single page document called a personal statement.
This personal statement ideally should explain why you should be accepted to the course.
A UCAS whore is a person who loses all social activity and a life in order to do things to put down on their personal statement. Usually it comes to the point of idiocy whereby they get their parents to phone into school in order to force the school to give their whore spawn more extracurriculars.
A UCAS whore usually wants to do medicine, but is not limited in their course scope. They also do things such as Political Talks despite wanting to do medicine and not realising it will NOT HELP THEM AT ALL get onto the course.
Sadly it is a plague sweeping the teenage youth of Britain.
"Hey, wanna hang out on Saturday?"
"Nah I'm scrubbing the homeless's assholes for my personal statement, then I'm pouring coffee for a local councillor"
"Uh, what course did you want to do again?"
"Medicine!"
"Good for you. I'm going now *under breath* UCAS whore cunt prick"
"Medicine. Medicine.Medicine. I have no other purpose".
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A female who is obsessed with reading.. Has dozens of book boyfriends and can't stop talking about her books (or book boyfriends.)
A book whore will pull out her kindle, iPad or actual book at any given moment.
A book whore likes drinking coffee (or tea), getting spanked and throughly fucked. Kinky fuckery is her favorite pastime.
-"My wife just yelled 'christian grey' when she came"
Friend "Who would you fuck, kill and marry."
Book whore:" I'd fuck christian Grey, Marry Remy and kill Gideon Cross's parents..."
Friend: "......wait who are those people?"
-"I wait to get into bed and cuddle with my next book boyfriend."
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Someone who does not ever get sick of pizza and not only eats it everyday but will do whatever it takes to tag along with someone whos getting pizza.
"Hey what'ca been up to?"
"Nothin much, just got back from Pizza Man"
"O really? wanna hang out?"
"yeah sure"
"annnnnd you think i can have some of that leftover Pizza Man?"
"sigh, yes you pizza whore"
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A chicken whore is a person who has their own chicken yet steals other people's chicken. such as a whore is a girl who has a man yet goes out and has sex with multiple other men. It is the same concept only with chicken.
Two people are eating chicken and one of them still has their own but steals some of the other persons, that person is a Chicken Whore.
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Someone who is an object of gratuitous mistreatment. This may be literal (i.e., generally treated "like a whore" but with the further refinement of being urinated on) or figurative.
"I will make you my piss whore!"
-Ivan Brunetti, in a panel depicting himself pissing into someone's mouth, in Schizo #3.
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