obama did 9/11

Nobody expects it

Adam:Hey Paul,do you know that Obama did 9/11
Paul:I thought it was Bush
Adam:Fuck off pleb

Eternal God Emperor Obama

A all powerful Nazi dictator of the United States of America. This person rules above all three branches of government.

Alex Jones was wrong. Eternal God Emperor Obama didn't take a third term, he created this office with a last minute executive order on 1/20/17.

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What is Obama's last name

Sadly the humanity will never know this or will we?

1st guy: Sup bro, hey do you know what is Obama's last name?
2nd guy: Yes its...Ohh shit

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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

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I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

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Drop Obama at the White House

To go to the bathroom, to take a dump same as dropping a stool or pinching a loaf drop the kids off at the pool or drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl

Excuse me, that burrito is killin' me, I gotta drop Obama at the White House

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What is Obamas last name?

Obamas last name is...
My power is down...
Someone is at the Door...
OMG its ...

Guy1: What is Obamas last name?
Guy2: IDK

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