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Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
Hey Dave parky, how do I get a sore arsehole?
When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb
Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*
"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"
When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.
You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment
The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!
Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier
Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.
On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!
That ni**a Fenkell Dave cool as h*ll
Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people
Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"