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when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart
Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much
when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are
WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH
Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.
Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots
the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.
mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone
a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela
man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today
The Black Stone Brotherhood OR (BSB) is a secret society founded by and comprised of high powered and highly connected New Zealand business people . The purpose of the society is to seek out and right commercial injustice , using the considerable influence of the members to support or weaken the position of the targeted party in a commercial transaction. Little is known about the amount or number of members but it is rumoured that all members wear matching black stoned rings.
Looks like the Black Stone Brotherhood has been involved!
When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."