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Usually a good friend going along somewhere with you and your date. Not a third-wheel, a smay-wheel. Usually liked more than your date. Also hotter than your date.
Dude, don't you think shes gonna be a third wheel? Nah, she's a smay-wheel, we all good.
A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.
A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!
The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.
Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.
A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.
Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!
When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother
"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"
A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.