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open water rowing

An open water rower rows across an unprotected, “open” body of water experiencing the varied conditions of the environment. Open water rowing is to flat water rowing as cross country running is to running on a track.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.

Open water rowing is a wonderful way to experience the San Francisco Bay.

by Juanita Sicktastic July 15, 2022


open water rowing

A very difficult and stressful sport which includes a boat, oars, and people to use the oars to row. This sport is led in New England by the Burlington High school rowing team who won the New England Ice Breaker Challenge even though Sound School Cheated!

Burlington High school beat The Sound School in open water rowing.

by Ace Ventura Pet Detective January 3, 2018


Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 23, 2021


People opener

A bladed implement that can be used for surgery, hunting or cooking.

Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."

by Amma69 June 14, 2022


People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.

Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"

by Amma69 June 15, 2022


Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 December 17, 2015


The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.

It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?

by Gvcd March 27, 2018