Playing the Dashboard

So Stoned or fucked up your staring at your XBox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.

egamer: DUDE! last night I was Playing the Dashboard so hard, my screen burned!

Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!

ex. 2

Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.

egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.

Playing Ninja

When two men go to one's house, and start jerking each other off

Hey, do you want to come over and start Playing Ninja.

Play nice

Hit all the boys but let them hit you back play nice bro

Person1 : hits person 2 get your hit back
Person2:ok hits back I'm sorry let's just play nice

asthma play

When someone is sexually attracted to their partner having asthma.

Somethings someone would say during Asthma Play includes:
“Are you my little asthmatic?”
“Do you need your inhaler baby?”
“Only good boys get their inhaler..”

Are you into Asthma Play?
Did you know theres a kink for asthma, commonly known as Asthma Play?

Playing famous

To operate social media platforms in a manner to replicate famous people, building an artificial status and a delusional state of celebrity.

"This dude on Instagram is drinking Hennessey in his low cut Tims"
"Yeah, he's just playing famous"

x play

a cool tvshow on g4tv about gamereviews & sneakpeeks staring adam sessler and morgenwebb

did u see that x play last night

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age play

pedophilia

i get turned on by women/men acting a younger age than their supposed to be. its not pedophilia (IM 20)

so your doing pedophilia?

age play is weird bro

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