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Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).
Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."
Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."
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The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.
Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
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to stop what you are doing
I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'
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An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.
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The repetition of the same phrase in a song. Basically described every lil pump song that has blown up.
Soundcloud rapper: "Blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips (x20)
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome
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a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts
Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.
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While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.
Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!
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