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When a friend is mad about something and you are unwittingly the target of their angry diatribe
Although my wife was mad about her project being 2 weeks overdue I got The Wrath Of Rice when i asked her where the remote was
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When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
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Accepting a salary for a drone job without questioning its logic, its efficiency, or its value to the employer's mission. The worker is perfectly happy as long as his bowl of rice gets filled every day.
This place is in trouble if doesn't change direction. Management is miserable. Anyone who looks around is terrified. Only those still rice bowling are happy.
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A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.
My girl was raggin', so I microwaved a rice sock for her so she'd leave me tf alone.
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1: Stuff Asians eat.
2: When cum splatters a vagina, making it have a "rice-like" appearance.
Damn, last nice I had a huge load. Made myself a Rice cake.
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A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.
Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...
To have a buttocks that resembles rice bags. Long, flat buns with no real definition. Enhancing the appearance of a long buttcrack.
"she's tight from the front but she got those rice bag bunz, no bueno!"