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1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.
I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?
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Slang term used by gay men to describe men of Southeast Asian descent. Usually Thais, Filipinos, Vietnamese. Asians of Chinese, Korean and Japanese ancestry are referred to as rice. Termis often used as code around unsuspecting straight people.
Trust me, that guy is only interested in wild rice. A six foot blonde dude like yourself doesn't stand a chance!
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When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
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A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.
My girl was raggin', so I microwaved a rice sock for her so she'd leave me tf alone.
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1: Stuff Asians eat.
2: When cum splatters a vagina, making it have a "rice-like" appearance.
Damn, last nice I had a huge load. Made myself a Rice cake.
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Andrew who is a lanky ass asian
Girl:who lil rice boy
Andrew:me bitch
You are a ^^^
Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.