Eat sand

A name of a Roblox game.

Ok so in today’s video I’m going to play... what’s the name, let me see. (Ten hours of silence later) ok we are playing eat sand... (ten years of creepy silence later) So uh I’m drinking hot sauce not known as lava uh so I’m ending this video uh.

Sand Forest Theory

Sand Forest Theory is a theory that was founded by Irving Aguilera when living in North San Diego. Constant trips to nature that were around the city of Fallbrook & Temecula led to him finding a National Park with Sand in it. The sand had sparkles and gold potential. Upon further inspection Irving came to the conclusion the sand got to the California hills via a catastrophic event known as Pole Shift.

Sand Forest Theory makes sense, this Earth might go through Magnetic changes time to time.

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

sand cricket

a roach (turk)

OH SHIT ITS THE SAND CRICKET

solar sands

existensial dread

guy 1: i found a youtuber called solar sands
guy 2: hope you like exposure therapy

sand-phobia

A made up phobia for someone who doesn't like the mild inconveniece of having sand stuck to their feet.

Also see:

Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)

Look how that guy pretends to have a sand-phobia.

Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs

Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs