shit son

Usually said in disbelief, shock, or amazment.

Shit son! I didnt know we get ALL 100 porn channels!!!

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talk shit

Three main definitions:
1.) To say something insulting or rude about another person, either to their face or behind their back.
2.) To make a statement that is exaggerated or flat-out untrue
3.) To say something negative behind someone's back that you wouldn't say to their face.

1.) She likes to talk a lot of shit when she gets drunk, "That guy is a fucking creepy stalker", when all the guy did was try to start up a conversation with her.

2.) "I can skate so ill, I did a 50/50 to a frontside boardside and landed doing a manual" or "My cousin's best friend in high school was Tony Hawk, and one day I met him and we chiefed some killer bud together!"...statement made my a poser "skater" who can barely do an ollie while in place on a skate.

3.) "She's such a whore", said in a serious way, by a girl who is actually good friends with another girl who just happens to be dating a guy she kind of liked; a comment made out of flat-out jealousy or envy.

All general examples of what it is to talk shit.

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shits and giggles

excitement gained from an often simple action or occurence; often used to explain reason in response to a stupid question.

Tom: "why the hell did you do that?"
Sue: "just for shits and giggles." (aka, just for the hell of it)

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pieces of shit

Inconsiderate self righteous person/s who falsely believe theirs is the only life that matters.

Loud hedge trimming neighbors at 7AM on a Sunday classify as pieces of shit!

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Shit Sweats

The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.

Oh man, oh man! Pull over RIGHT now! I have the shit sweats! This deuce needs to drop right now!

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Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

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Easy as shit

Not to be confused with easy as pi, easy as shit generally refers to a problem that can be solved in less time than an average person takes to shit.

Alice: Hey, did you finish 4b on our calculus homework?

Bob: Yeah, it was easy as shit. I finished it while Reece was taking a dump.

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