fat slap

The sound caused by fat slapping against eachother when two fat people have sexual intercourse.

There was some serious fat slapping going on in the bunk next to me at fat camp.

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Jack and Slap

Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.

SLap the Bitch in the face with your cum in your hand. Thats Jack and Slap

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jap-slap

An open handed slap to the face. Reasons: stupidity, retribution or to rebuke a whiner. A callous and contemptous blow in order to restore sanity in their own little world.

I jap-slapped Ted for complaining about sprinkles on his donuts. Then I jap-slapped Jessica for being so stupid as to agree with Ted.

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Salmon Slap

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

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cum slap

Its when you actually load on your palm & slap the shit out of somone(pref. a female). If you wait till it gets cold you get extra points, as a cold load is more offensive.

I dealt that little skeezer a cold "cum slap" for holding out till the second date.

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danza slap

When, after oral sex, a man pulls his penis out of the woman's face, and proceeds to smack it across the woman's cheeks. Used mostly as a finishing move. Not to be confused with turkeyslapping, which is just a smack in the face with a penis, not necessarily to a woman who is giving oral sex, or even someone who wants to be near the penis.

That girl actually asked me to danza slap her, but I told her that I don't do that to my sister.

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Bieber Slap

Occurs when a man hits something with his testicles. This could be on purpose or an accident. Primarily occurs when he strikes a woman in the face with his testicles on purpose. Also a derogatory remark when used as a threat.

I'm gonna Bieber Slap you right in the face!

Owwwww! I just Bieber Slapped myself on that chair

Last night I Bieber Slapped my girl...

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