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the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.
mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone
when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it
the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank
A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind
Mention less face expression
After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage
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When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
The Black Stone Brotherhood OR (BSB) is a secret society founded by and comprised of high powered and highly connected New Zealand business people . The purpose of the society is to seek out and right commercial injustice , using the considerable influence of the members to support or weaken the position of the targeted party in a commercial transaction. Little is known about the amount or number of members but it is rumoured that all members wear matching black stoned rings.
Looks like the Black Stone Brotherhood has been involved!
a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela
man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today