talk to a bear

When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.

"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"

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Penis talk

when men talk about there penises in public. Since women can talk about there breast in public some men have decided to talk about there penises in public. It is called penis talk.

A group of men talking in class.
Man1: You got a great looking penis.I wish I had your penis.
Man2: Yeah,but when I get a hard on it hangs to the left.
Man1:Mine hangs to the right. Bills goes stright up.
Bill:Yeah,but I whish it were biger.you don't have that problem.
And that is an example of penis talk.

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talk to the head

What you say to your hoe when you want some head

Talk to the head bitch!

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Talking Head

To insult. To talk shit. To talk smack.

Say nigga why you be talking head?


"Talkin' head gonna put you on your deathbed
Just cuz you got a gat, that's just why you actin brave
Got a gat I got a GLOCK, what'cha gone do?
Handle your business, DON'T LET YOUR BUSINESS HANDLE YOU!" - Mystikal in the song "Murderer"

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Robot Talk

1. The sound made by people typing a text message with their keypad tones on.

*beep *beepbeep *beep *beepbeepbeep

Please turn off your keypad tones, the robot talk is annoying.

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skip talk

(1)randomly jumping back to a past conversation or topic days or weeks later. (2) jumping into an ongoing conversation with a completely unrelated or random topic or piece of information.

During a conversation about politics, Amanda skip talked and made a point from a conversation about pizza the day before.

talking to larry

the art of smoking weed

yeah bro lets go talk to larry in the woods.
i was talking to larry the other day. that man will not shut up!