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The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head
*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX
A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
"Fanum tax" is a term derived metaphorically from an incident involving a Twitch streamer named Fanum, who gained notoriety after reportedly taking another streamer's food without permission during a live stream. This term symbolizes the act of taking or consuming resources, particularly food or essentials, often in a compulsive or excessive manner. It underscores the complexities of human behavior, including instinctual drives, psychological motivations, and socio-cultural influences, that may lead individuals to engage in resource acquisition behaviors resembling the "fanum tax" phenomenon.
Fanum Just Taxxed Kai Cenat's food!
We better avoid Fanum's Tax!
The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
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The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.
Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.
Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.
"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."