daniel taylor

A terd, crap, poop, shit. Usually a big piece of shit!

This Chinese food is cutting right through me. I need to go take a Daniel Taylor.

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mathew taylor

Is a person with a very small penis. Sex is very difficult for Mathew Taylor because it’s hard to insert the penis fully into the vagiiiiin.

I feel bad for that dude, he’s got Mathew Taylor.

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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a very talented pop singer. As of 2015 she is 25. She is often perceived as a serial dater with no heart. This is simply not true. She is an amazing person, very attractive, and those who think otherwise are either ignorant or jealous or both. Her most recent album, 1989, has sold more copies than some artists ever sell in a lifetime. She has won Billboard Woman of the Year twice, and is the only woman to do so. Taylor is amazing!

Person 1: What is talent?
Person 2: Taylor Swift

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John Taylor

Retard and a dumb brat who yells when he can’t get his way. I don’t like u.

Teacher: John what it 2+2?
John: Umm..156
Teacher: That’s wrong u idiot.
John: *Thorws a tantrum*
John Taylor is a weird guy

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Taylor swift

Little bitch ass backstabbing snake

Hey Kim, Taylor swift is such a snake

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Zach Taylor

short for zachary taylor, former US president

zachary taylor was once president

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Taylor Swifting

1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.

"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."

"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."

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