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It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
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The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
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The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!
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1. The mother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepmother of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandmother is a good person.
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An alternative to "oh my god" (or OMG). Often used in forum posts, note the deliberate (or not) misspelling of 'omelet'. Sighted most recently on Woot.com's forum posts.
Omelets made great! I love your new t-shirt!
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I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND IM GOINg TO tHROW MY SHIt AT YOU
“ur mom” your a little shit also you made the great mighty poo in my toilet last night.
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A great grand cougar, the oldest of her BFF grand cougar girl friends who hunts for men younger than those men with her girlfriends. Or at least she tries to...
"I see those men at the bar over there, but I have my eyes on that 18-year old hanging out by the door." says the Great Grand Cougar to her Grand Cougar friends.
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