What the fuck!!!!

Tim: what the fuck do you think ur doing!

Nonce: having sex?
Tim: she is five!
Nonce: I know?
Tim:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck!!!! Is used to question why the fuck a person would do that. Fucking idiot!

what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)

Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????

what😀

When someone says some shit thats so crazy u dont even know how to react. The 😀 emoji is of course ironic as sometimes you wanna kill the person who said that shit (as in the example below).

Person A: "Bro yesterday i found my lizard filled with some white shit"
Person B: "Yea i fucked it the other day coz i was bored"
Person A: "What😀"

What no way

Say this (question “WHAT”) pause (then say “no way, or no fuckin way”) as a response to what you just saw and or heard. Usually after something amazing, unique, or even a correction to make life easier etc.

1. You—-Hey Mom, guess what…

Mom—-yes dear,

You——i just saw Pres Biden fall off his bicycle!
Mom—-What No way…..

what's good

Happily:
(greeting) what's up?
Angrily:
bitch you know you better run bc if you hear someone say this there finna be some hands thrown you feel me?

Happily:
Hey man, what's good?
Angrily:
bitch I know I didn't see you with my man just now, you best give me a damn explanation, what's good??

whats guanin

Whats up
used within groups of cheeky nando lads

*Joins PS4 party* wagwan, whats guaning.

What the heff

When you wanna tell ur mates subtly that there’s a heffer nearby.

“She was standing over there and I was like what the heff?”