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Alpha Nerd

The highest ranking member in a Nerd Herd. Usually the most intellectual, intelligent, awesome, and most far out nerd in the group.

Kristen: We must make a sacrifice to the Alpha Nerd!
Group: Yesss, sacrifice Ti-84 calculators and plastic dolls @_@

by TheDome August 26, 2009

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nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".

John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.

by Spoofnet October 31, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Caffe Nerd

This is the real name of a well known coffee shop, where like people meet.

Caffe Nerd must not be confused with Caffe Nero, a common misspelling.

by Den Keger April 26, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


psycho nerd

That socially inadequate guy at the party standing in the corner of the room pretending to be a hatstand and falling in love with the girl that is talking to just about anyone else but did day hello to him a while earlier.
A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby, topic or person.
A person who is unaware that their behavior appears odd to others. If you told them so, they would not believe you. If you explained why, they would not understand. They think that innocent stalking is normal behavior that shows how much they love someone.

That Psycho Nerd follwed me to South America to proclaim his undying adoration for me. I only said hi to him at a party once.

by mdstblz February 3, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


military nerd

One who understands all or most of military slang
One who knows famous military battles by heart
Can tell you famous military leaders

will criticize military games for being unrealistic

military nerds will become mad when called "nerd" or "dork"

"all he reads is military books he must be a military nerd"

by UNSC LEADER May 31, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd-herding

the process of chasing down, and then seducing, timid, nerdy boys.

"Snagging my new nerdy boyfriend wasn't easy - he was intimidated by me, so I had to employ a bit of nerd-herding."

by Mizg December 10, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


super nerd

a nerd ranking, a nerd with far more superior powers than an average nerd and respected by other nerds. meaning a nerd that has a extremely high level of intellect and rejected socially

or a geek that became a nerd but is more annoying and talks about computers all the time.

nerds hang around each other for protection and to fit in while super nerds are much more rare and are alone most of the time until that is a bully comes

by xd4rksidex May 10, 2007

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