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If you typed this in to Urban Dictionary you are completely stoned.
my unicorn just ate the moon then i flew away on my computers feet?
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A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.
Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"
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A well known phrase that essentially means the same thing as "every giraffe will find their scarf", and "every triceratops will find their berry bush".
Ted: Well you know what they say, Jim. Every unicorn will find its rainbow.
Jim: What the fuck does that even mean, Jim?
An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.
Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.
When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.
Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"
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the only thing you see in your dream is a unicorn dancing on rainbows, you can just see it as a song but it's really magical and when you're chilling with your friends when the quiz come up in your screen, your friend will just be as bored because your friend is smart enough to know the answer because it's a sentence
tv: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
me: ok
tv: it's time to see what have you learned so far,
friend: ughhh this is the worst part
"I like your boots" is code in the LGBT community for, "I think your hot, are you gay too?". The appropriate response (if the answer to the question I "yes") is "Thanks, I got them from a unicorn". This is based off a line from the movie Love, Simon, in which a character says "I like your shoelaces" and another responds with "Thanks, I got them from the President".
"Hey, how you doin? I like your boots."
"Really? Thanks, I got them from a unicorn."
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