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When you swallow someone’s jizz who’s diet consists of fireball and eight balls.
“Ew you look like shit what did you do last night?”
“I hung out with Will and I had to eat the sun. It tasted like battery acid.”
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footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
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Going down on someone while they are smothered in butter, jelly and/or honey
John enjoys eating the biscuit.
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When someone over exaggerates their mouth movement when they speak and it looks like they are chewing the air around them.
*watching two people having a heated discussion*
man 1-"my man must be hungry star..."
man 2-"why"
man 1-"he's eating air"
man 2-"loool"
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The act of eating all four sausages at Milwaukee's Miller Park in the same game: bratwurst, Italian, hot dog, and Polish sausage.
Hey Pete, get me a coupla Polish while you're up.
Ya gonna eat for the cycle there, Gene?
Ya! Go Brewers!
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eat rice, build muscle...
What a Corvette does to a Rice Burner
Oriental cars are no match for American Muscle Cars
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When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.
1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.
2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
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