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People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).
Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.
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yamsss like a whole wedding cake sized ass on a small ass girl
yo that girl definitely a ram ham under that dress dude
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When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.
Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !
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Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?
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not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.
Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).
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Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.
Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
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