Internet Atheist

A person who goes around websites claiming every video they see is a fake. Especially those annoying youtube comments.

These are all examples of internet atheist comments on a youtube comment section:

alfrenium (1 minute ago)
FAKE!!

scorpietta (1 minute ago)

OMGEEZ SO FAKE!

du3l0 (3 minutes ago)
lol, this is so fake

MrLockerz1 (4 minutes ago) Show Hide
fakey video

milnp001 (13675445434 minutes ago) Show Hide
Yeah this is fake

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from the internet

someone who is always on the internet and actually understands the meaning of the words meme and troll.

have you ever tried describing the word meme to someone who isnt from the internet?

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Internet Fan

A person who has very little understanding of a sport, and thinks that he can make up this lack of understanding with a great knowledge of irrelevant, unnecessary statistics. Instead of actually watching "his team's" games, or ever attempting to play the sport, this person spends a great deal of time on the internet looking up ridiculous statistics. So while this person has the ability to recall a great deal of stats, he is still for the most part ignorant and not a real fan, just an internet fan. When real fans are actually discussing the sport, an internet fan usually butts in with some irrelevant statistics thinking he will sound smart, but really sounds like a jackass, and a straight up noob. Similar to a Sport Snob, but with less understanding of the game and even more of a tool.

Dude 1 : Chris Paul is looking like a stud this year

Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league

Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.

Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan

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Internet crush

When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away

Person 1: OMG do you watch smosh?
Person 2: yes! Ian Hecox is my big internet crush

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Internet Explorer

The Most Common Browser,but Most used is Mozilla Firefox.

It's more Evil than Firefox,a Virus Bait,and is more Slow than Mozilla Firefox,There is No Bright Side in this crappy Machine. Always Obsolete. ALWAYS.

A: Dude! I have Firefox,man!
B: You have a Brain,than Our Teach,who Uses Interweb Exploder!
A: I'd Second that.
B: word.Internet Explorer Sucks.

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internet fuckery

AKA Net Neutrality.

It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!

Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery

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Internet Baby

Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.

I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.

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