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A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!
A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
Person 1: Dude I just died and went to heaven.
Person 2: Even better, I died and went to BLUE LAKE FINE ARTS CAMP!
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A neighborhood in the Woodlands, Texas, north of Houston. Master-planned in the 70's. Below sea-level, so it's flooded a lot. Some may call it a "ghet-to" place to live, because it is. But atleast they have sidewalks...most of the time. Divided in half, the west side generally nicer and less dangerous than the east. Many strange and not-so-strange accidents do occur a lot. There have been incidents of: stabbing, fires set to cars, kidnappings, rare murders, hit and runs on a mailbox, fires set to lawns, car jacking, among others.The park is a nice place during the day, but at night teenagers go there to smoke, drink, or hangout, though it is right next to a fire station. The pool is an essential place to be in the summer, as everyone goes there to swim or be with friends in the hot and humid Texas weather. Various parties are held in the woods. Most houses are one story, and people enjoy sitting outside. Mixed opinions about this neighborhood, based on which side they live on.
1: Hey, what neighborhood do you live in?
2: Timber Lakes Timber Ridge.
1: Isn't it ghetto over there?
2: Depends on which side.
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a school full of emos, rich kids, and cocaine gangs
kids here complain about the stress of school even tho everybody cheats anyway
football games full of hoey shorts, crop tops, a white kids taking pics for the gram
prob more juuls than students at this school
oh how we love a metro detroit public high school
“hey why do you smell like weed”
“oh i got it from some kid in the bathroom at walled lake northern high school”
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aka "The Poor Man's Orangewood"
Lake Highland Preparatory School's baseball team is horrible, even with a Cy Young winner throwing bp. They lose to Orangewood 10-0 every year.
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Blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle in Lake County CA. A 5’2” 100lb “Jennie” that never has an actual home and loves smoking and snorting meth. Distributes STDs around from one guy to the next (like a tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her vagina through her journey of “being free”
“I don’t care what you do with your life sweetie, as long as you don’t become a Lake County dirty tumble weed, I will be proud to be called your father!”
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