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Being grazed by a stray bullet.
Damn son, you just got a Rochester Paper-cut.
A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.
A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...
When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.
Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors
Let's play some rock paper scissors please
When an individual ask you a series of questions that should have been written down as notes and is prior information that the individual has had, thus using you as a scratch paper.
Information already provided but still asks is a Scratch Paper Question
Example;
When does employee have her days off?
What time does employee work today?
A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....