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Second hand-Sadness

It's when your sad for someone.

"Oh, I feel second hand-sadness when her parents died"

by hcsophia November 24, 2015

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5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM

Jason: Dude...

Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

by she who eats food off the floo March 12, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


second grade crush

When you have a crush on someone but would never actually date them. You might throw stuff at them talk shit about and to them and "flirt" relentlessly but when the other person begins to show actually feelings you bolt. But secretly you will always have a hard core crush on this person

Anna often through erasers at Mike and called him a tool and a loser but secretly had a second grade crush on him but would never let anyone find out.

by Toolishness March 3, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Second hand load

When a girl blows a guy and then makes out with you.

Maya blew Peter , and then she kissed Anthony. He swallowed a second hand load.

by taintologist September 28, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


5 seconds of summer

Just another boy band for teen girls to drool over. They got famous after touring with another boy band, One Direction.

To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.

The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.

OMG 5SOS! They play instruments!! No band has ever done that before!!!!!!!!!

5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.

by statesman May 23, 2014

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Second Amendment Sunday

A social gathering where friends, family and co-workers get together to discharge firearms. This can be in a variety of forms including professional target practice, discharging firearms at a range or in the woods, or simply shooting cans in your backyard.

This particular event happens on Sundays. In the South, Second Amendment Sunday usually follows Church Service.

Second Amendment events, supporting the Constitution's second amendment "the right to bear arms", can be celebrated on other days of the week and will be called Second Amendment Monday, Second Amendment Tuesday...etc.

After Church, Bubba and I are gonna go down to the creek and shoot some Bud cans with our 12 gauge, wanna come?

Shoot, don't I love Second Amendment Sundays

by The Real America February 21, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


second amendment rights

Second amendment rights are a controversial and confusing topic in North America but they are the equivalent to Russia's inalienable right to self-defence. The cold war is over but the world has three super powers and it takes three people to triangulate on a "target" whether paper or metal. The inalienable right in Canada to life, liberty, and security of person for Canada or the right to bear arms in the States, or conscription and mandatory military service in China.

The second amendment rights are there so you can defend your land from the bears on it with three inch teeth that are stealing your garbage in your yard.

by Cody5050 December 29, 2021

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