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When three or more men put their penises in one pile.
The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!
Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.
"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"
A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of
Danae: did you see that guy!
Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!
an extremely unlucky or unfortunate person.
him: yo that girl is snake bitten
other guy: what do you mean
him: everyone she has dated broke up with her or cheated, her parents even got divorced because of her
other guy: damn. that’s harsh.
A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.
Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.
to have to make a bowel movement urgently
Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!
A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.
I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.