Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.

“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”

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Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

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Uncle Code

A binding code between you and your uncle which requires you to keep all secrets between eachother. Telling anyone will result in all trust being lost and possible punishment.

Uncle Dan: “I like TU4, but don’t tell anyone”
Niece Gen: “Of course I won’t. That’s what uncle code is for”

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Uncle Terrence

An instance where sperm does not emit from the penis during ejaculation due to a large kidney stone stuck in the urinary tract.

Taylor: Did you finish on me?
Brett: No, fuck! I think I had an Uncle Terrence!

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communist uncle

Menstral period.

"Good news: I'm not pregnant! Bad news: My communist uncle is in town."

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Uncle cam

Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag

Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?

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uncle-in-law

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

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