UNCLE DON

black person who supports Trump despite obvious signs of racism

this uncle don made a little money and now he's supporting trump like he's rich.

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uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

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Uncle Mark

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax

I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom

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Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

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Uncle Code

A binding code between you and your uncle which requires you to keep all secrets between eachother. Telling anyone will result in all trust being lost and possible punishment.

Uncle Dan: “I like TU4, but don’t tell anyone”
Niece Gen: “Of course I won’t. That’s what uncle code is for”

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communist uncle

Menstral period.

"Good news: I'm not pregnant! Bad news: My communist uncle is in town."

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Uncle cam

Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag

Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?

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