$ING

Nigga with a big penis

$ING HAS A BIG SHLONG

meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

Bi-ing

When a straight person wants to be Bisexual for a certain amount of time, whether that be for a couple of minutes, hours, or a night.

at a Bar

P1: I’m Bi-ing

P2: oooh~ what are you buying?
P1: No bro, Bi-ing. As is being Bisexual but just for tonight. I wanna get some dick, but I don’t wanna be full gay.
P2: Sure thing bro, go get The D

*ing

Shorthand for 'starring'. What performers do in films, ads and tv show

'Didn't know Leo was *ing in that new flick!'
'My Life *ing me, myself, & I. Really boring film, 10/10 would watch again'

fogle-ing

When you find yourself checking out someone that is 20 years younger than you. I.e Jared Fogle

Uncle Rick was caught Fogle-ing at the community playground.

AU-ing

To create/work an AU (Alternate Universe)

Hehe I am AU-ing

Crocoll-ing

Dumb Behavior, especially by or faced to teachers.

*whole class is on the toilet at the same time*

"oh, we are so crocoll-ing."