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Mia's Tits

When a bitch named Mia has tits

Did you see Mia's Tits

by sexybeastwithapussycat1ladybug July 24, 2016

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tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 23, 2005

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Nigga tits

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

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Go tit

With the pandemic, many schools have resorted to virtual meetings. When students are asked to type in ยซ got it ยป in the chat to show that they understood the lesson or instructions. Many accidentally type in go tit instead of got it when hurrying. Always think through before typing ยซ got it ยป

Teacher: The writing assignment is due on Friday at 11:59pm
Student: Okay
Teacher: Let me know you got it in the chat before you leave
Everyone else: got it, bye teacher
Student X: go tit
Student X: sorry meant to type in go tit
Student X: so sorry meant to type in got it
Everyone else: right ๐Ÿคจ?
Student X: hahaha ๐Ÿ˜…

by Come on Cuh May 27, 2021

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Glit-tit

A gurl or possibly a homosexual male, who feels the need to draw more attention to their bust by sprinkling magical sparkling dust (Glitter) on their exposed chest-ular region, thereby capturing the attention of everyone within a five mile radius. Glit-tits often wear extremely low-cut shirts, but get angry when people look at their chests.

guy: Did you see Glit-tit today??
other guy: How could I not? She yelled at me for staring at her chest, again.

by fiendstir August 19, 2009

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Tits Zoo

When a poor-fitting woman's top causes the accidental and undesirable exposure of way too much cleavage, causing everyone around her to stare at her chest, like they were at a zoo looking at animals.

Did you see what she was wearing? It was like a tits zoo in there!

by Gunny The Boat March 13, 2009

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tit resting

Tit resting is both the placing of breasts on top of a surface, or a person's body, in order to bare the weight of the breasts (giving the person a rest), and the resting of person's head or other body part on a pair of breasts. Of course, tit resting is far more likely for individuals with very large tits. Those with particularly large tits may consider scheduled tit rests throughout the day as an alternative to breast reduction. Recreational tit resting for intimate/erotic purposes can be very enjoyable for all involved parties. Examples of tit resting in modern media can be found very often in Russian pop music videos as well as in the Japanese anime series Kanokon and B H.

Jesus, I need a tit rest.

My back problems have kind of subsided since I started "tit resting".

Come here baby, come have a tit rest.

by Mr Chewy Bacca June 19, 2010

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